What level did ur dog learn flamethrower
"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"
drive thru employees
they are sick of your nonsense
I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!!
are you kidding me things like are a very welcome relief to an otherwise boring shift of doing repetitive work
look how fucking proud it is
*tries to be funny and gets assassinated*
pretending to study in front of ur parents like
make it rain
that was the worst pun ever but im laughing
Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide
are you fucking for real
I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks
I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.
And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…
this will come in handy one day
ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101
Reblogging for future reference..
Who trips over a flower
Hugh trips over a flower
Sometimes Finn and Jake display the most healthy and positive friendship I’ve ever seen and sometimes it makes me really happy that they don’t pull tropey bullshit and they have lines like this that show just how much they get each other.